meatcute:

pick one. this is your new roommate

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abz-j-harding:

just7frogsinapeoplesuit:

fifiibibii:

psych-is-the-name:

fifiibibii:

psych-is-the-name:

fifiibibii:

psych-is-the-name:

fifiibibii:

i have an idea

oh no

its nothing nevermind..

…i dont believe you

skeleton pasbta.. radiatore for the ribcage.. conchiglie for the skull.. elbow macaroni pelvis,, fusili arms and legs :(

no phalanges?

orzo

Good news

SPOOKY CREEPY PASTA MAN

natequarter:

It’s always “why did you commit regicide” and “your covered in blood” and never How was the treason The treason looked fun was it fun

honeyrolls:

Strawberry Cakes 🍓

itssupercolm:

in the tags, post where you’re from and list the first animal that comes to your head for each of these:

1. animal associated with sleep

2. animal associated with singing

3. animal associated with jumping/bouncing/hopping

4. an animal that is cowardly

5. a wise animal

6. a cunning/sneaky animal

see my tags for examples of what i mean. i want to see what other people connote animals with.

nonprophet:

nonprophet:

what is your energy drink habit?

i drink at least one a day

i drink one a few times a week

i drink them sporadically/not regularly

i dont drink energy drinks

a secret fifth thing??? (explain)/show results

im one of the only ones in my friend group that doesnt regularly have energy drinks, so im curious about other people

ive read the tags on here and ive decided a lot of you need medical intervention.

lichposting:

lichposting:

I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

1eos:

‘tumblr is full of 14 year olds’ wrong tumblr is full of 24 year olds who just don’t do anything. and that’s okay

sybilvimes:

the only time it was actually funny and entertaining when a “ship” was “confirmed” by someone who worked on the show was when someone asked rene auberjonois at a panel what the nature of quark and odo’s relationship was and he replied “sexual.” without elaboration

chaumas-deactivated20230115:

imho an insult serves two purposes:

1.) to vent your own anger/derision

2.) to emotionally wound the other person

a good “fuck you” or “eat shit” accomplishes the first part just fine. vulgarity is expressive and cathartic. that’s why it’s a classic.

the second part is optional. it’s also usually much harder to accomplish. “kill yourself” is a cheap shot and dishonorable, and more likely to hurt people who aren’t even the target of your ire. a truly hurtful insult is personalized and insightful; this finesse is what gives it teeth and makes it potentially funny. that’s why roasts are comedy.

twee minced kiddie nonviolent tumblr insults like “go step on a lego” are trying too hard to be funny in a “please clap” kind of way. the more serious the subject the more embarrassing they are to see. what’s the point? why bother?

ghvstheart:

“pick up the spatula spongebob” is SENDING me 😭

faeiri-tft:

mapsontheweb:

Average color of US states based on satellite imaging.

fond of the average by county version of this:

also the world version:

(Source: erdavis.com)

gentlepowerthings:

Patrick James 1981

gentlepowerthings:

Countach

gentlepowerthings:

📷 Marc Robin 1975