ABOUT

“tumblr user spandexual is a much more advanced porn witch than I

all I’ve done is write some mildly funny porn fanfiction

she can summon cartoon penises from the fathomless depths of the internet, even the penises of very specific cartoon characters whose penises you don’t usually see

I am both envious and reverent”

tumblr user rabbithugs, 2011

I like men with chiselled jaws, much older women, New Wave, disco, hair metal, xenobiology, making up shit, liveblogging/capping things you don’t care about and, most importantly, lurex, spandex and polyester.